Questions? Answers! Part Tres (I think that means three)

Q: Lisa, what was your New Year's Resolution?

A: It was to not drink any Dr. Pepper. I made it about a week. A long, terrible, arduous, sad, angry week. Brandon threatened to divorce me if I didn't start drinking it again. (Not really, but he was probably thinking it.) I had to do it to save the marriage.

Q: Any other goals?

A: Well, if you hadn't noticed, my hair is quite a bit longer than it has been for quite some time. I'm going to try and grow it, so I can have long beautiful hair. Leg hair, that is.

Q: Gross. So how is school going for Brandon?

A: Brandon? Who is this Brandon? You mean the one who passes like a stranger in the night? I think he's busy, but I wouldn't know. He hasn't surfaced for a few days.

Q: What's Ryker doing right now?

A: I left him at St. Anne's homeless shelter this morning. Hopefully he's okay.

Q: I hear you buy a lotto ticket every time you are in Idaho. What would you do if you won the lottery?

A: I would pay all my bills off, pay all our family's bills off, and then live in a big mansion in a Maui. Anyone can come visit anytime. Oh and of course pay my tithing with it.

Q: Do you ever swear?

A: None of your $$%@*%$ business.

Q: Seen any good movies lately?

A: We watched The Departed last night. I resisted for many years, but I finally gave in, and it was excellent.

Q: Read any good books?

A: I just finished the Fallen series. That was pretty good.

Q: Do you like the Twilight books?

A: A bean burrito with the name "Pepe" written on it would be better written than Twilight.

Q: How's your seasonal depression this year?

A: Not bad actually. The mild winter and sunny days have definitely helped, as has heavy doses of medication. Just kidding. Light doses work just fine.

Q: Ryker is 18 months now. What sorts of things does he like?

A: He loves dogs. It's pretty much all he talks about. We ordered him a dog book that came in the mail this week. He's been completely out of control with it. I'm hoping he won't have to take it to college.

Q: Is he a busy child or a subdued child?

A: You could probably compare Ryker to a puppy. A puppy who has eaten a bag of sugar.

Q: What are Ryker's favorite things to eat?

A: He about has a seizure when he sees I've made brownies. He loves red, yellow, and orange peppers (hey, did you know that babies don't digest those really well?). He loves ravioli, bananas, apples, pizza, pancakes, and mashed potatoes.

Q: How did you become so super amazing and talented in every aspect of life?

A: Lots of years of hard work. I spent many hears honing my mockery skills towards people who act like they are better than everyone else. It's made me a much better person.

Q: Thanks for answering some questions. I know you're super busy with your 6 day weekend and everything.